IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY

What do
you call the sound a ghost makes
when he calls you?
A phone moan.
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Can you spell very happy with three
letters?
XTC (ecstasy).
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Mother: How was your first
day at
school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept

spoiling all our fun!
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A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So I know which is my left and which is my right'''Oh'' says the guy ''Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!''
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There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead.Which one is the probably the smartest?If you guessed the blonde you were correct.... she's 19 years old!
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Q: Why do liberals
travel in
threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both

intellectuals.
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Did you ever see a country boy in New

York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers,

"Taxi!"
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Two Virginia boys, Sonny
and Rick, went
out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the
bushes
and, by mistake, shot his friend.

After trying to remove the
bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor.

Two hours later, after the
physician had patched up the wounded hunter,
Sonny asked, "Please, Doc.
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"I'm worried," said the woman to her sex therapist. "I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's bodies.""That's not unusual," smiled the therapist. "I wouldn't worry about it.""But I am worried, doctor," insisted the woman, "and so is my daughter's husband!"
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Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmurs of the tied.
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