IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride's father storm up the aisle, jacket off,sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry.
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Three men were discussing at a bar about

coincidences.
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A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand."Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a DAMNED fine sermon." The preachersays "Why thank you sir, but we don't used profanity in the house of the Lord".
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When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign?"
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Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
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Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They
irritate the shit out of you.
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What would you get if you
crossed
Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.
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10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in Hell.5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.4. People smile in Hell.3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.2. You know there are hot men in Hell.1.
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When Abraham Liebowitz
gets to school he
discovers that he is the only
Jewish kid in the class. But it's a
decent town and nobody really
bothers
him.
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