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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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