If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton...

A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back
and forth
till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police
officer
pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "

Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I

saw another.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A
COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a classic! In tribute to those 'special' customers we alllove! An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for beingsmart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger whoprobably deserved to fly as cargo.
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Taxiing
down the tarmac, the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and
returned to the gate. After an
hour-long wait, it finally took off.
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you
get detention alone !
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Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
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Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.3.
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Two Virginia boys, Sonny
and Rick, went
out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the
bushes
and, by mistake, shot his friend.

After trying to remove the
bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor.

Two hours later, after the
physician had patched up the wounded hunter,
Sonny asked, "Please, Doc.
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t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry

mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged
with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the
defendant.

"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this

shopping?"

"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is.
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