If two lawyers were drowning...

If God had wanted people to be gay... he would've made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.
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A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up real early that morning and took a nap.While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me yourmoney", he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "Hey, watch it - I'm a UnitedStates Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."
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One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.
These days,
when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my
children
to spend every other weekend with?"
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If you crossed a cow
with a goat, what would
you get?
Half and half!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
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What do you get if King Kong sits on

your best friend?
A flat mate.
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How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
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What jumps up and
down in front of a car ?

Froglights !
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What do you call a thick-skinned
aardvark?
A hardvark!
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