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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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Two blondes are on
opposite sides of a
lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other
side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells
back.
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She was two thirds married once.
What do
you mean ?
Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom
didn't !
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Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn
about gorilla warfare.
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A lady with a
large flowery hat was
stopped at the church door by the
usher. "Are you a friend of the bride
?" he asked.

"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's
mother."
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A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework.
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Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.
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You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.....You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other......You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".....
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The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
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This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh. He had seen weirder so he didn't think too much about it.Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of her right thigh.
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