Insect jokes

Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bernie
!
Bernie who ?
Bernie bridges !
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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the bottle it says
"to be taken in water."
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?
A: He varnished into thin air!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben and
Anna!
Ben and Anna who ?
Ben and Anna split!
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Yo mama
so fat she goes to a resturant,
looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see." The CO said "I see millions of stars." 1st Sgt.
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child.." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?" The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.
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Father: Don't you feel better now
that
you've gone to the dentist?
Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
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