Insect jokes

What did Frankenstein's
monster say when
he was struck by lightning?
Thanks, I needed that.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent
!
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He's the one with a duck.
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A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
stroll
in the fields when they came across a cow and a
calf rubbing
noses.

"Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to
do
the same."

"Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your
cow."
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Tell
her a joke on a Monday!
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A college business
professor could not help
but notice that one of his students was late to
class for the third
time that week. Before class ended he went around
the room asking
students some questions about the day's lecture. Of
course, he made
sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
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There was a huge fire at a big city soda
factory. The city
company was losing ground and the owner
was
frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in

the safe that was in the center of the
blaze, and he would give
10,000 dollars to the department that got the
formula.
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The U.S. has only three hurricane warning
centers
- Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently
completed). All
three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month.
Which only goes
to show: If you build it, they will come!
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Q: What word begins with the letter "F"
and ends
in "UCK"?
A: FIRETRUCK.
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The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good news for you." The woman said, "I'm glad to hear that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown, not Mrs." "Oh. Well, in that case Miss Brown," said the doctor without changing expression, "I have some bad news for you."
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