Insect jokes

No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthony
!
Anthony who !
Anthony you want !
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Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "heyhow come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?"pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him.
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TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN'T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA'S SECRET10. Does this come in children's sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind7. Mom will love this6. Oh size won't matter, she's inflatable.5. No need to wrap it, I'll eat it here4. Will you model this for me?3.
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"I can't believe
it," said the
tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done
nothing but
rain. When do you have summer here?"

"Well, that's hard to
say," replied the local. "Last year, it was
on a Wednesday."
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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then?
Well, I saw this light at the
window...!
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Why is it so cold at Christmas?
It's in
Decembrrrrr.
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Where do birds invest their money ?
In the
stork market !
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A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eating creature out of there!The man tries to calm the bartender down and says he is very well trained to prove it the man whipped out his cock and put it in the crocodile's mouth, then he hit the crocodile over the head and after a few good smacks he
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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch

and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised - your
dad's bald!
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