Insect jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel. ha ha ha.)
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What's the difference between an injured
elephant
and bad weather ?
One roars with pain and the other pours
with rain !
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One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, "Let's not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us.
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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How many lawyers does it take to grease a

combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!
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What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
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There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the opportunity to take a leak. Never trust a fart. Never take a hard-on for granted.
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|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, "Well, how many false notes did you sing in your life?"The soprano answers, "Three.""Three times, fellows!" says Pete, and along comes an angel and sticks the soprano three times with a needle."Ow! What was that for?" asks the soprano.
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.
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|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
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