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One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to
hurry?"
said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the
dotted
line'".
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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about
how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route
through the rubbled buildings.
Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and
proclaims. "I got me 4 germans
bagged so far.
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ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about
how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route
through the rubbled buildings.
Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and
proclaims. "I got me 4 germans
bagged so far.
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Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. .Can always borrow from library. Thick computer manuals are the best.
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A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up to the belfry to begin the screening process.
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Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
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There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No one brought attention to it. Then suddenly the second guy farts, 'WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH HHHHHH........'Again, no one thought anything of it until the third guy let one,'PPPPPPPPUUUUUUHHHHHHH H...
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.
The
head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your
back
for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take
oil!" So they put oil on his back,
and a large Amazon whips him ten
times.
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an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.
The
head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your
back
for your whipping?"
The German responds, "I will take
oil!" So they put oil on his back,
and a large Amazon whips him ten
times.
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Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and
the doctor was able to have him fitted for a
set of hearing aids that
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went
back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is
perfect.
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problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and
the doctor was able to have him fitted for a
set of hearing aids that
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went
back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is
perfect.
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