Internet jokes

|Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.
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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping

in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !
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A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an "away
game". They stop for a
rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy
with a little
impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is
sitting in a
nearby diner, explaining to another patron how it is that
blind kids
can play soccer.
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How do you make a Venetian
blind?
Poke him in the eye
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Recruits were shocked at the language the

sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier
asked:
"Sergeant, where did you le-arn your
language?"

"Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be AssimilatedThe more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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"Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of
therapy, I can
pronounce you finally and completely cured of your
kleptomania. You'll
never be trapped by the desire to steal again."

"Gee, that's
great, Doc," the patient replied.
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A
cowboy walks in to a
bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank
his beer he was
about to leave then he noticed that his horse was
gone.He shouted," if
i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna
have to do what
i did in Georgia.
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