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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bully
!
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
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How do hens encourage their football teams
?
They egg them on !
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What do mice do when they're at
home ?

Mousework !
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For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.
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Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
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Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you

swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the

tooth?
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A little nine year old girl
was in
church with her mother when she started
feeling ill. "Mommy," she said.
"Can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I
have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and to the back of
the church and throw up
behind a bush.
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Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
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