irish ... light bulb joke

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately reaches into his jacket pocket and retrieves a doggie biscuit which he starts to offer to Fido.
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What do clouds want to be when they grow
up?


-Thunderstorms
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 12, 1993Richard Kyle won his Arizona House seat in November more easily than he had won the Republican primary in September.
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Joan, who was rather
well-proportioned, spent almost all of her
vacation sunbathing on the roof of her
hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the
second, she decided
that no one could see her way up there, and she
slipped out of it for an
overall tan.
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Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
- A:
Mice cream
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were
all
pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob).
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One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about".The woman responded, "PMS is not in the Bible".
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Why are diapers like $10 bills?
Because you
have to change them.
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