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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!
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Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides. During one trip, the driver droped her at a mall before he gasing up.
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Which people do the
burgers hate?
The
ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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What is the difference between a thief and a
church
bell?
One steals from the people, the other peals, from
the steeple.
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with heartsall over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all overthem.
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When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth.
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A woman
went to the doctor and complained
that she was suffering from I knee
pains. "Do you indulge in any
activity that puts a lot of pressure on
your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex
on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor.
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A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short sightedness. The optician took the man outside and pointed to the sky saying "What's that up there?".The man replied "why.. that's the sun...!".On that the optician said, "How far do you want to see sir!"
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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!
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