Jealousy

Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.
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Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions.
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Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said "Please give me aprescription for the Pill.""I don't think you need the Pill at your age.""It relaxes me.""But you know the 'purpose' of the Pill. It's not forrelaxing," exclaimed the physician."I know," said Mrs Ogden, "but my daughter dates, and everymorning I drop one in her orange juice.
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Teacher:"To which family
does the
elephant belong ?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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A gorilla was
walking through the jungle
when he came across a deer eating grass in a
clearing. The gorilla
roared, 'Who is the king of the jungle?'and the deer
replied,
'Oh, you are, Master.'

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he
came across a zebra drinking at
a water hole.
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|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO.....
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A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, it is a public place.."A bit bewildered, the guy answers "But it is only yesterday I bought those cigars here."The owner quietly replies : "Irrelevant, sir, we also sell condoms here!"
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Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."
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A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a large bowl with shit and proceed to slurp it noisily, to the amazement of his audience.One night he had just begun the wow finish of his act when he stopped in his tracks. "Go ahead," said the stage manager. "Eat the shit, eat the shit!""I just can't do it", said the magician.
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Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A: Because on
the box it said From 2-4 years.
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