Jews & Christmas

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.February 17, 1993In July, a Jackson Center, Pa.
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|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.
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Less than half the cars you own run.
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I don't know
what it is that makes
you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
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So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're
going to spend eternity
with this combo, okay? There's a bass player
named 'Mingus' and a
pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we
expect this 'Blakey' guy to
show up with his drums.
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This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?He replies I got the part or a man who has been married for 25 years.His father congradulated him.
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Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost. Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, "Oh, about $15 or so I think." "Well," said his Father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?""I think that is a wise decision," the doctor replies. "Let's see, do you smoke?" "Oh.. Half a pack a day." "Starting NOW, no more smoking." The man agrees.
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How do you cook vegatables in the
microwave
? Take them out their wheelchair.
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