Jokes about Ireland

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
me...
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If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
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A lady had a height problem - she was TOO tall, being excatly 2 meters tall. She hated the way she had to duck to walk through a doorway, the way she felt so uncomfortable in a car... So she visited an expert. The expert said:"Go visit the Dwarven Town. It's full of dwarfs. Find any dwarf, and ask him if he'll marry you.
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
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Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team

will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to

say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."
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Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.
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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.After the trial he asked the judge, Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"The judge said that was true."Does this mean I cannot call a pig, 'Mrs. Johnson'?" the man asked.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridget
!
Bridget who ?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...
!
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Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.
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|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six.
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