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|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy "Jez, that look like Sean" to which Paddy replied "No Sean was taller than that"
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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
jungle so
the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of
soccer. The
game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten
goals to nil,
when the Ants gained possession.
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jungle so
the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of
soccer. The
game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten
goals to nil,
when the Ants gained possession.
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Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) and the other was Russian (Vladimir). Vito had no problem picking up gorgeous women; he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Vladimir had no success.
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Diner: Why are the
waiters in here so
nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
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waiters in here so
nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
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Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "Idon't know any of them.""I feel the same way," the second man said. "Only I knowthem all."
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What's so bad about being a dick?
Your
closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you
in a
plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
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Your
closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you
in a
plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
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We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used to be.My sister opened a computer store on a beach in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.A friend of mine told some jokes about religion and got put on the Sects Offenders List.A guy turns up at a costume party carrying a woman on his back.
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A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"
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