Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
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An American businessman goes to Japan on a

business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at
his
hotel if there's any place around where he can get American
food. The
concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place
that just
opened, and they deliver.
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|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the neck up!
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The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left the church.
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Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee gees !
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A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes offquite satisfied.
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If George
Raft's wife gave birth to twin
Gorillas, would they be the Apes of
Raft?
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An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine his wife is pregnant.
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Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day.Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention.
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Why did the vampire take up acting?
It was
in his blood.
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