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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods...Cats have never forgotten this.Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs...You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God!Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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What should a football team do if the pitch is
flooded?
Bring on their subs!
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flooded?
Bring on their subs!
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Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and
said:
"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month."
To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's
mighty
kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and
said:
"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month."
To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's
mighty
kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)
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Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Nun, who was waiting by his bed."Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently patting his hand.
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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor: Oh what a
shame. I'm a dentist.
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monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor: Oh what a
shame. I'm a dentist.
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|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!
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Barbie doll on the
market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and
ganja, mon!
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|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- Catch-22Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
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