Knock Knock Jokes 11

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
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VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue incessantlyto freelance = collect unemploymentNOUNS:agent = frustrated lawyerlawyer = frustrated producerproducer = frustrated writerwriter = frustrated
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The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you

understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I do."
"Do you
understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure," said
the witness. "My side will win."
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Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
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|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it.
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President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties.Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties."Oh those," Replied the President, "I'm trying to quit. That's the patch."
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
days
?
Pupil: All of them !
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A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'llhave lost at least 5 pounds."When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly20 pounds.
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For the first time in many
years, a an old
man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a
movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to

purchase some popcorn.

Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help
but comment, "The last
time I came to the movies, popcorn was only
15 cents.
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An
American man, a Russian man, and an
African man were all up in a
hot-air balloon together. After a few
minutes, the Russian man put his hand
down through the clouds. "Aaah!"
he said. "We're right over my
homeland."

"How can you
tell?" asked the American.

"I can feel the cold air." he
replied.
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