Knock Knock jokes

Where do Eskimos keep their money?
In
snowbanks.
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A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone.
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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host

What happened?
He turned out to be a big boar.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Monday, December 7, 1992In September, the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation reported the development of an odor that makes gamblers bet more.
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At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "before bleakfast."
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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore

throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!
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When a plane caught fire over the jungle the

pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned
to
his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'
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What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarianwoman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after class.


"How did that happen?, " gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy,"
admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped
me catch him!"
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|There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?The drummer who keeps bad time. The other drummer doesn't exist, and the thrash guitarist doesn't care about notes anyway.
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