Knock Knock jokes

Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes towear."The other one says, "I'm getting divorced for the same reasons."
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Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.
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What did the turkey say to the turkey
hunter?
"Quack! Quack! Quack!"
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The parents were very disappointed in the

grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in

these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never

cheated during his exams."
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Why did the kangaroo love the little

Australian bear?
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
?
Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after

Christmas !
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A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly.The barkeep approaches the customer and asks what the problem is."Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal andput a gun to my head".
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|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100.2. The ideal system should have as many lights as possible, preferably blinking and flashing in time with the music.3. The components should all have black metal finish, and generally look very cool.4.
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You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.
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Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.
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