Knock Knock jokes

|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea has fish.Fish have fins.The Finns are always fighting the Russians.Russians are known as "red".
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Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and
went out in the woods looking for
Christmas trees.

They
looked all day without any luck.

Near nightfall Kowalski finally
said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next
tree we come to, whether it has
lights on it or not!"
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A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...
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A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job.Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on the rack for four years, and that it is such an ugly, green suit that nobody would ever buy it.
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More One-liners worth passing on...Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. S$$T HAPPENS!.Accept than some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.The best vitamin for making friends: B1.If you can't be the tablecloth, don't be the dishrag.
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Silence
is Golden by Xavier Brethe
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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No. Those are deer tracks."They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
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Why
don't blondes like to make
Kool-Aid?
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
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Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were
raised in a zoo!
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Which baseball team is currently the favourite

with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the
Big Bread Machine!
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