Knock Knock jokes

What's blue and has big ears ?
An
elephant at the North Pole !
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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies

changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
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Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.Mary: Wow! What kind is it?Dave: Twelve-thirty.
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I got an
anonymous letter today.
Oh,
really - who was it from?!
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What happened when a man fell in love
with a
grand piano?
He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
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Why were the hens lying on their backs
with
their legs in the air ?
Because eggs were going up !
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his
crotch.
The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my

privates."
The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to
hurt
each other, aren't we."
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What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice
makes perfect."
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