Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amsterdam
!
Amsterdam who ?
Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from
hamsters !
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The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: "I see you, and I'll raise you another sixty thousand."
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Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport something
by ship it's called cargo?
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a

pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!
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A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat?" "No.
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A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open. The bride agrees.After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer hasbeen left ajar. She peeks in and sees 3 golf balls and $6,000.She confronts her mate with her findings, and asks for anexplanation.
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Doctor these pills you gave me for

BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from
under my arms!
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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is

reincarnated as twins?
A: A pair of Re-bachs.
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Three
couples are dining
together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".
The
English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar".
The
[you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

cow".
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Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.
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