Knock Knock jokes

Q : What's the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US's got Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Stevie Wonder; Malaysia's got Mahathir, no cash, no hope and bloody wonder!
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WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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What did they call Dracula when he won the
league?
The champire!
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A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and asks him, "Can you help me when you
get home?"

"Sure,"
he replies. "What's the problem?"

"Well, I started a really hard
puzzle and I can't even find the edge
pieces."

"Look on
the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the
puzzle is.
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|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition -- lights, power, etc. After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud
missle!
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Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
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The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.
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What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The
newly web game !
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At the first session of a conversion class
the
minister conducting the class asked, "What must
we do before
we can expect forgiveness from sin?"

After a long silence, one
of the men in attendance
raised his hand and said:

"Sin?"
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