Knock Knock jokes

Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by Gabriel
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What are
the two greatest lies?
"The
check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your
mouth."
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Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.
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Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the
bridle suite!
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"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-Presi dent Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration. "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life.
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Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given the guided tour by a senior consultant, they passed a roomwhere a man was masturbating wildly through the window. Of course theQueen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.
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What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive
scored!
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What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quitea frivolous old gal.
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Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forgotten to stop at the pharmacy for her birth control pills. She rushed into the nearest pharmacy and gave her prescription to the pharmacist. "Please fill this immediately," she asked. "I've got people waiting in my car!"
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A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"
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