Knock Knock jokes

Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect

pitch?
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit
any of the
ducks.
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An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.
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What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
catches up
to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is
Heather and
you are losing some of your load."

The trucker
just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down
the
street.
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|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done.
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A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What the heckare you doing down there?"And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"
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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.
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Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
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