Knock Knock jokes

How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being.
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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of

his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut
butter.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bert
!
Bert who ?
Bert the dinner !
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There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish, and one is Italian.They are driving together one day when they get into a car accident. They all die and float up towards the gates of Heaven. When they get there, an angel who tells them they are all on the border of Heaven and Hell.
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I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!
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Why don't Jewish
mothers
drink?

Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
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TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence."JOHNNY: "De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail."
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and
the
teacher told you not to?
She draws a smack!
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Policeman: Why didn't you check your

speedometer?
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
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