Knock Knock jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a
cravat and a flower
in its mane ?
A dandy lion !
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|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose.
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What do you get if you cross a
tarantula
with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
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At our local
restaurant you can eat
dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?
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There were
these three little old ladies
sitting on a park bench minding their own
business when suddenly a
flasher jumped in front of them and exposed
himself...the first old
lady had a stroke...the second old lady had a
stroke...but sadly the
third old lady couldn't reach!!!
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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a
baby
?
A cry for Alp !
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|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. One allowed choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle.
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Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman

who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger

approaches and asks: "Any luck?"

"Any luck? This is a wonderful
spot. I took 10 out of this stream
yesterday," he
boasts.

"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the
stranger.

"Nope.
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Inverness, FLA 71-yearl-old man fell off a dock and into the jaws of an alligator but said his knowledge of reptiles, gained from watching wildlife programs on television, helped him escape.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land

safely ?
With it's sparrowchute !
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