Lawyers and sperm

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?
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Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with a grin): Black pepper!
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What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.
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Did you hear about the unlucky
man who
bought some bananas?
They were empty.
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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?
A
palmatian!
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Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!
Folsom: You couldn't
be!
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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,

"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm

all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all
polar
bear, and her parents are all polar bear.
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Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you.
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HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love youSpanish . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Te AmoFrench . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Je T'aimeGerman . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ich Liebe DichJapanese . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ai Shite ImasuItalian . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ti AmoChinese. . . . . . .
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?

When you take careful aim.
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