Letter jokes

A little boy walked
down the
aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would
take
two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between

the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would

put his hands up like claws and roar.
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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly

?
An elephant in a lift !
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What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell

tall stories ?
A shaggy dogs tale !
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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
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After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in pajamas and robe.
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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.
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Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em are ducks'em are notoh 'es 'ey aresee 'em wangs'ell ill be'em are ducks
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One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".
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There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here". The next dog said,"I peed on my masters $1,000 rug".
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