Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
the
drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety
confuse
her, so she asks the clerk for some help.

"What kind of pads
should I get?" she says. "This is all new to
me."

"Well,"
says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."

She says, "It's
ceramic tile."
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one.
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What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
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|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a

pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!
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USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. Define "change"A2. How do you know the lightbulb is out?A3. Don't use the word "posters" to describe us, it's offensive tolarge sheets of papers with pictures on them which hang on walls.A4.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Amin
!
Amin who ?
Amin man!
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-
How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that glow in the
dark don't need lights.
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As a
senior citizen was driving down
the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,
he heard his wife's
voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard
on the news that
there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate.
Please be
careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's
hundreds of
them!"
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In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex."The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?"Johnny says, "Seventy-three."The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...
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