M & M Factory

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.
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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
?
Antteneye !
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A monster went to the doctor with a branch

growing out of his head.
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea
what it is."
The next week the branch was covered in leaves and
blossom.
"I'm stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these

pills.
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Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.
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Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby St. Peter and his obedient angel.St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering youmust answer this simple question." "Which is ...?",they replied in unison. "Have you been a good girl?",he asked the first girl."Oh yes", she said.
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My computer made a funny sound the other
day.
Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.
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A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the lawyer asks him why did he want him next to him.
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What would you get if you crossed Halloween
with
Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!
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How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
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|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two.One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The friend, happy to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed.
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