Marriage jokes

100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse bag of potting mix box of legal size hanging file folders bucket of sand cat door cellophane tape and staples dairy for 1991 exquisitely wrapped house-brick framed photo of Richard Nixon (signed "all the best for 73 - Rich") globe hat rack
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Sumo Barbie ...comes with
thong
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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!"
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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked."Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code.
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What's the difference between an angler and a

dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
with blue cheese!
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|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
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A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa
when he
heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord,"
prayed the
missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking
behind me
is a good Christian lion.
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
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