Marriage jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?
Get
your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
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Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you

to eat all your sister's birthday chocs.
It's all right Dad, I
know how !
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New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increaseswhen the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of talltrees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
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Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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What kind of ghosts haunt operating
theatres?
Surgical spirits.
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Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the
ghost office.
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But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... Try breathing through your nose.
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Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. S p a c e d o u t . Sailboat fuel for brains. Sat under the ozone hole too long. Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong. Serving donuts on another planet. Settled some during shipping and handling.
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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head

to foot around the Equator, then...
Hey, come to think of it,
that's not a bad idea.
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