Marriage jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large

loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!
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Mrs. Ellis came home from
work one evening
to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She
raced into
the kitchen where her husband was making dinner.

"Hey!" she
announced. "This is terrible! I just caught Matthew
lighting a cigar!"


"You put a stop to that right now," he shouted.
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There were three guys in an
airplane. One
guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last
dropped
a grenade.

When they got back on the ground they were
walking
down the street and they saw a woman crying.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjork
!
Bjork who ?
Bjork in the USSR !
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|WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money
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|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the third day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
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A cop pulled up
two Irish drunks, and asked
to the first, "What's your name and
address?"

"I'm Paddy
O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the
second drunk,
and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I
live in
the flat above Paddy."
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Question: If a man speaks in the
forest and
there is no woman around to hear him, is he still
wrong?
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Teller: Why did the blonde
move to
L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to
spell.
Blonde: Easier than what?
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William Bennett recalls when one of his "radical students" at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for "as long as we feel good about each other."It seemed rather temporary to Dr. Bennett, so for a wedding present, he says, "I gave them paper plates."
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