mccain & palin

Knock Knock
Who's there !
China
!
China who?
China late, isn't it? !
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A few years ago, when
the Catholic
church reform began to be much
in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs.
Finkelstein, "Tell me,
Becky, have you heard by chance what's going
on in Rome?"
"No," said Mrs Finkelstein. "I haven't.
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A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him whatkind of collateral he has. The man says 'I've got aRolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off-- here are the keys.
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|My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
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Yo mama so poor
when I ring the doorbell
she says,"DING!"
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|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
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Why is the space between a
woman's breasts
and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another
pair of tits in there.
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.

Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her
a joke, five minutes
after she's stopped laughing her face is
still smiling!
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