Men And Cats Similar?

Why don't bananas snore?
Because they
don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly she slapped him hard and stalked off the dance floor."What the hell happened?" asked a friend who had witnessed the entire event."I'm not really sure." the man replied, rubbing his red cheek.
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Did you hear
about the witch who went in for
the lovely legs competition?
She was beaten by the microphone
stand.
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|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
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Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bar-B-Q!
Bar-B-Q who ?
Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
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|Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!
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A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull". "How disgusting" said the teacher "I am sure your father could have done that" "No ma'm, he couldn't have" said the little sod "It has to be the Bull".
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an

elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
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One day, a grandpa and his grandson
go
golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving

him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the

grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over
that
tree.
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