Men jokes

I've been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate each
other.
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Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you don't stop playing
that trumpet I think I'll go
crazy!'
Eddy replied, 'I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour

ago.'
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Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
then.
Pupil: My dad won't like that.

Teacher: Why is that?
Pupil: He
doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child . . . on his desk . . . in a jar."Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, "Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing aboutyou!"
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A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before I die the father says, "I would like to see a woman naked. So the nun takes off all her clothes.She then says, "before I die i would like to see a man naked. So the father takes off his clothes.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing
the flagpole?
A: He varnished into thin air!
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In the construction
field, it is often
noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However,
a couple of years
ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were
always his
favorite clients!

When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of
having lawyers as
clients he replied, "I only build coffins
now."
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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball

straight at the school computer?
Pupil: You told me to put it in the
Net.
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her

father. She stands directly next
to the barber chair, while her
dad gets his haircut, eating her snack
cake. The
barber says to
her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your

Twinkie."

She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
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