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A sardarji
was working as editor in
a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to
Bombay to deliver a
speech about railway department improvements. His
coach was the last
coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and
so
sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare
for the
speech.
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was working as editor in
a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to
Bombay to deliver a
speech about railway department improvements. His
coach was the last
coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and
so
sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare
for the
speech.
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What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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A driver, obviously
drunk, was
heading the wrong way down
a one-way street when a policeman pulled him
over. "Didn't
you see the arrow, buddy?" he asked.
"An arrow?"
the confused driver said. "I didn't even see the
Indians
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drunk, was
heading the wrong way down
a one-way street when a policeman pulled him
over. "Didn't
you see the arrow, buddy?" he asked.
"An arrow?"
the confused driver said. "I didn't even see the
Indians
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|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner what it costs.
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Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
wife
won't give him a
divorce until she figures out a way of
doing it without making him a
happy man.
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wife
won't give him a
divorce until she figures out a way of
doing it without making him a
happy man.
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What's the
difference between a lawyer and
an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
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difference between a lawyer and
an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
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Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside for refuge.
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