Men jokes

A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three treesin a day.His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybehis chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was workingfine.
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Where's Spiderman's home page?
On the
world wide web.
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Why is
Christmas just like a day at the
office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all
the
credit.
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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my

soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
rose?
A collie-flower !
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Why did the pig go to the
casino?
To play
the slop machine!
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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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What profession did the parrot get into when it

swallowed the clock?
Politics
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What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
!
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"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the

teacher. "
'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. .
."
"Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad
for
parrots."
"Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It
was the tumble
drier."
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