Mental health jokes

A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed. As she washed down the woman's body, she sponged her pubic hair. Out of the corner of her eye she thought she had seen the woman's eyebrows shudder.
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.
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How
many civil servants does it take to
change a light bulb? Twelve. One to
change the bulb, and eleven to do
the paperwork.
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"Did you get
your money?" ask the wife of
the dentist who had just return from the
delinquent patient's
home.
"Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he
insulted
me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
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Waiter, your tie is in
my soup!
That's
all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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What's O. J. Simpson's Internet
address?


Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another
shopper
walked up to it and started talking.
Didn't I see you on
a TV commercial?
How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
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How does a baboon make phone calls?
He
just monkeys around on the line!
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Yo
mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bart
!
Bart who ?
Bart-enders serve drinks !
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