Michael Jackson and the doctor...

A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?"The corporal replies, "On Fridays, they let us use the camels."The lieutenent can't beleive it.
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There once was a baby
elephant and
a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For
no
reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail,
really
hard.
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a

bee?
A humdinger.
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A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive."Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own kids!"
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How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!
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A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him:"Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking.
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Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and I have
another pair just like it at home.
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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?

He called it "Ham Hocks".
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Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics when I've had a couple of glasses of wine and am feeling particularly cranky) with my boyfriend, I was quite amused to see the following saying pop up when I logged in the next morning:Commitment, n.
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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
England carry on a
rainy day?
A wet one.
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