Military jokes

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!
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You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u mow the grass and find the car! ...If someone comes to your house everyday thinking you're having a garage sale! ...If u sell the car 4 gas money!
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The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.The Clean poo - The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but theres no poo on the toilet paper.The Wet Poo- You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped.
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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
its
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !
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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Actually, agents will screw in just about
anything.
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|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk."Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."Man: "What covers a house?"Dog: "Roof!"Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"Dog: "Rough!"Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?"Dog: "Ruth!"Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk.
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The transatlantic liner was

experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling
well.
"Would you care for some more supper, ma'am?" asked the
steward.
"No, thanks," replied the wretched passenger. "Just throw it
overboard
to save me the trouble."
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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
my
turtle soup.
Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got

together.
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