Mirror cross the road

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a

dog!
Sit!
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What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!
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What's
the easiest way for a Gorilla
hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance!
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A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love ?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now."
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Knock Knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
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Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where were you yesterday?" Johnny "I'm sorry Miss, but my Grandad got burnt yesterday." Teacher, "Was he burned very bad?" Johnny, "Yes Mam, they don't fuck around at these crematoriums you know.
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30

minutes for each question.
Pupil : How long for the answer sir
!
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What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. Thecollections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can'tship your new order until you pay for the last one.
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A San Francisco motorist following a

taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it

stopped suddenly.

"Why didn't you let me know you were going
to stop?" he yelled into
the mist.

"Why should I?" came a
voice out of the fog. "I'm in my own
garage!"
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