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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
egg from a little
boy's ear.
"There!" he said proudly. "I bet
your Mum can't produce eggs
without hens, can she?"
"Oh yes, she
can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
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What do you get if you cross a telephone

and a marriage bureau ?
A wedding ring !
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Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a

rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.
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A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man."6 shots! Are you celebrating something?""Yeah, my first blow job.""Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.""No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
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The confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just could not make up his mind.Unwilling to give up either, he strung them along for far too long. This indecision continued until both young women got tired of the situation and left him for good.
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What did the alien say to the gas pump
?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm

talking to you !
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My dog is great at math.
Really ?
Ask him
how much is two minus two.
But two minus two is nothing!

That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
National Guard
base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour
delay waiting for
the snow to be plowed of, they were able to
take-off. The planes taxied
off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight
line. The civilians had
forgot to finish the rest of the taxi way.
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Here's some sure signs you may be a Canadian...You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk" You understand, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine." You know what it means to be on 'pogey'.
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