Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
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A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did Adam do when he wanted some
sugar?
He raised Cain.
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Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.Worse: He looks better than you.Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.Worse: As a sacrifice.
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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made

skittles.
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Q: How did a blind man
meet his
wife?

A: On a blind date!
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What is a Mexican weather report?
Chilli
today, hot tamale.
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arthur
!
Arthur who !
Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?
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While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie.Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?"Bernie: "The dog came here to pray.""Oh, come on." says the Rabbi."YES!" says Bernie.
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How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings.
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